The face of a angry Cro Magnon, the mouth of a sailor, the pointing arm of a Jewish Grandma.

I love how Hillary, in a nationally televised debate, just straight out said that Putin had Trump by the balls...and the media was like “You’re exaggerating. Calm down, bitch. Oh, and what about those emails?”

This cannot be said enough; I’m abbreviating my thoughts, but here’s what I think:

Montreal was a good baseball town that was screwed over by a lot of things. Plus, it’s fun having those goofy ass French Canadians involved with the game.

Wow, Vlad Sr. was within 30 feet of the pitch and didn’t swing?

Reading this reminds me of the old saying: “Remember, you can’t spell Rick Santorum is a festering pile of worm feces, without Rick Santorum.”

Manzplaining.

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

Just look at our president.

They look like Draco Malfoy’s goons.

“After some deliberation, I said Cousins, assuming money is no object.”

This man will not shut up or dribble.

“It’s totally unfair!! I was trying to talk rationally with them but they basically turned.......their.....back.....on.........

I don’t see exactly why this interview was aired. 

It was aired to do what Fox News does best, make white people angry and afraid.

I would absolutely watch a Wide World of Sports that was just Darren Rovell attempting basic motor skills.

MAGA = making attorneys get attorneys.

What can Browns do for Hue?

As a scientist, I can tell you I have blinded dozens of squirrels and released them into the wild. None have ever found a nut. There’s your evidence. You’re welcome.
Now if you excuse me, I need to keep the neighbor cat from eating all the dead squirrels on my front lawn.