Why not just eliminate “declaring for the draft”?

Ross added, “Oceania is at war with Eurasia. Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia. War is Peace. Freedom is Slavery. Ignorance is Strength.”

but the only thing that will stop these senseless tragedies are sensible gun control laws

The Bridge on the River Why?

Just tell all the Eagles fans that there is a Super Bowl parade at the summit. The problem will solve itself.

There is no point other than “Find any excuse to shit on the guy”.

You can’t tell Scalise that his idea would be “a whole new ball game.” He was fucking shot at a ball game.

That’s not a picture from the Controversial Dez Catch. </that guy>

For kids..
Hot = Scolding
Warm = Still Too Hot
Cold = I’m Full

She’s got resting derp face.

I have been a gun owner since I got a rifle for a birthday gift when I was 8. I started shooting with my dad when I was 5 or 6.

Doesn’t some langauge have a word for feeling joy at others’ failure?

I believe the German word is “Saskatchewan.”

This is an excellent point you’ve made about the Olympic women’s ski halfpipe final.

I would have guessed that Jerry Jones would have offered all of the player’s wives a pearl necklace, instead.

“... amongst our weaponry!”

The virus thing seems like a poor excuse for a skier – when I caught the noro, I had the fastest runs ever

Of course. They’re resistant to time

As I understand it, when a runner switches which arm is holding the football he is currently in the process of fumbling it, with no control of what he’s doing. They’re just super lucky and manage to recover it with their other arm, which is why the stat sheet is littered with about 50 fumbles per game.

you’d definitely have seen butler get far more use if they were the old england patriots