“Bobby Joe III’s first cousin John Paul Manziel, born Dec. 6, 1966, is Johnny Football’s dad. Paul, as he’s known, has been busted once—for criminal mischief, in 2002, though details on that incident seem to be lost to history. He has otherwise avoided the kind of trouble that found Bobby Joe III, unless you include…

Fuck old [eastern conference] basketball

You and Billy are actually in agreement here, you both want someone else writing these pieces.

like Job from the bible.

I’ve attained superhero strength and model physique using primarily refuse palm fronds and dental floss. Anyone paying for anything is getting jobbed if you ask me.

Talk about a hard hitting story... Enough to make a grown man cry.

You got ejected because that phrase is only supposed to be used in internet comments, not uttered out loud.

Adequateman isn’t the appropriate forum for most anything, yet here we are.

Yeah, I started getting surplus burlap sacks from the coffee roaster down my street. I fashion them into pants and shirts myself. It’s all I’ve worn since ‘89. I just can’t help but laugh at suckers who pay for clothes. It’s like, smdh, you guys are getting raped by the fashion industry. I guess the weak people spend…

Those seats will fill up with away fans just like they did this year.

It didn’t look like he was headhunting but maybe it was more of a lack of attentiveness teamed with a frustrated “get the fuck out of my way” last second reaction.

They’re probably just one of those dipshits who expects police to be more than glorified ball boys for the NFL. The gall...

He did drop the flag and move on.... That’s how this whole thing started!

well that was just imnecessary.

Can’t Will hate MacFarlane, AND be right about the movie sucking dick?

Hmmm... A couple of observations.

I’m guessing they just bought a subscription for a personalized project management program and put notes in it. “Proprietary analytics database” just sounds so much cooler than “online notebook”.

This story is as dumb as any “this chicken nugget looks like Jesus so I’m going to try and sell it for thousands” anecdote.

You can make anyone look bad with selective editing but with Josh Smith it is just so Goddam easy... and that’s the fucking point.