I always knew Jay Feely was in the illuminati but yeah... Weatherford? I never saw that one coming.

It's sappy but not laughably so. My guess is that boredom will take you before the sap-induced suicide attempts.

That's just an obligatory filler photo of food. Your feed can't be entirely of squatting in yoga pants—full grumper position—holding a Protein World® shaker, can it?

The project would be partially funded through sponsorship by RayBan. Initial designs were that of a giant Wayfarer lens. Only after protestations from the public and duly noted style tips from the design board was it decided the roof should resemble the more timeless form factor of an aviator frame. The rooftop is…

Yeah! Why do these idiots keep writing pieces on popular artists?! If you really want to get clicks rolling in, Leslie, you should set a guideline to do pieces on artists who are relatively non-ubiquitous.

Stopping in the left lane is dangerous. The events are even MORE dangerous when someone in their civilian vehicle is adding layers of recklessness by:

The screen cap of Fraser Forster appeared to be him in the fencing position. After watching the video it's clearer now that he's simply and politetly asking for a cup of tea.

Me too. When did my shorts get so tight?

I was wondering who the fuck would cast Penn over Idris Elba for this role, then I saw that Penn co-wrote it. This also explains the fact that they couldn't find enough lines which didn't sound awful to fill the trailer.

Her face might be breakable but she's got an iron crotch.

I know... he should have wrapped it first. It's the best practice for protecting against STD's. Getting halfway in and then wrapping kind of defeats the point.

Philip Rivers: an apparent spokesperson for "Natural Family Planning". I guess that's what we're calling "fucking your wife without birth control" these days.

I am 38 and started college when I was 16, so I am pretty sure I went to college earlier than the author.

Hmmm.... doesn't have the same ring.

Maybe he needed a little time to consider whether or not he would dedicate his life, and possibly health, to the NFL OR go finish school at Wisconsin. You don't go to the team and let them know you're thinking about things. Would you go and tell your boss you're thinking about quitting? I would... if I wanted to see…

All is forgiven. And rest assured you you're undoubtedly more knowledgeable about the sport than me.

My agitation was growing. First, as the article didn't feel it important to explain what the hell Fowler's controversy was even about. Then, IslandOfForgottenBurnerKeys decided to look the fuckin' thing up and wholeheartedly agree with the article, still providing no additional context. FINALLY, you came along and…

I think they came about when Jezabel (gawker sister-site to deadspin) was getting spammed with rape gifs. They made it so that only non-burner accounts could post without being greyed for approval first. My account is now linked with an email but still seems to get burner status when posting so maybe they grey them…

I remember when gifs weren't grey.

*Whizzing THROUGH.