Or he just really admires Cortland Finnegan

"become".... I'm 9 years old, mister.

sometimes my farts catch fire. what does your fancy chemistry book have to say about that?

You do realize it takes an actual spark or open flame to light a cigarette, right?

That looked like a perfect opportunity to kick the ball but what the hell do I know?

I still can't help but think Rick Pooheisel had something to do with this. Whenever there's a D1 state school knee deep in shit he's usually to blame.

thanks bro, if only I had scrolled to the bottom of this massive thread to see your comment first I might have been saved.

Actually, it appears he got arrested for not sitting down. You'll notice he wasn't loud until being pushed. As for belligerent: he was obviously drunk as evidenced by the word-ish salad spewing from him. But if we arrested people for having horrible command of the english language our prison system would be even more…

Is bringing race into things where it shouldn't be a Gawker thing? I thought that was more of Jan Brewer's schtick

Pay money to be a cheerleader? Only if I get a manual on how to care for my vagina.

I think you're taking pleatherface too literally.

can i masturbate and get paid at the same time?

I can't tell if you argue out of your anus professionally or just have an alarmingly difficult time with coherency. Either way it's been enjoyable watching this back and forth. I also learned you come here primarily for dick jokes and the off chance you'll get breaking news regarding either pictures of penises or…

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