Why do you even bother writing about these? What's the point? Yes, some people have some anti-social sexual quirks. Next week you'll be reading about some guy who sucked a girl's toe in the library and the next week it'll be another guy jerking it in the McDonald's drive-thru. This isn't newsworthy, nor is it…

So fucking stupid. Pit bull attacks kill more than beagle attacks. Just saying.

The only way for the people to enact change to that degree is through revolution, but the state's security apparatus is so advanced nowadays that even revolution is virtually impossible. Perhaps that's why the NSA feels compelled to spy on all citizens.

When the entire process is already captured, how do you make change? The people who benefit most from the system are the same ones with the power to change it, and they aren't interested in changing it against their interests for our benefit. Every cycle, you have a bunch of wide-eyed, idealistic young pols who…

LOL, "buck the system". You don't even get to the point of playing the game unless you play ball. The money men aren't going to bankroll you if you're going to campaign on a platform of reform. A previous article (Gawker maybe?) talked about how the primary process is where the money men decide who is going to be…

Sorry, Sarah. The GOP's mistreatment of women goes back a little bit before 2008, but props to you for once again misunderstanding something, kind of like how to you misunderstand the First Amendment when other conservatives are being trashed for their offensive comments.

And by 'Justin Beiber Apologizes', you really mean "JB Flunky Posts Image".

Wait til you hear about how many people believe in invisible, unsubstantiated gods.

I fucking ***HATE*** this woman so much. Making bank off of desperate, grief-stricken people. She's a fraud and should be arrested and charged as such. Obviously, she uses all the same tricks as other supernatural fraudsters. I'm sure she sleeps well at night, having convinced herself that she's doing good work…

Asking jerks to not be jerks doesn't usually work out for me.

Maybe it's a sign hat he takes himself too seriously, or thinks he's too important to harass? If you can't ignore the paps like 99.999% of other celebs manage to, then maybe Hollywood isn't your thing. If this pap was following me around, obviously trying to get a reaction, I would totally ignore him like he didn't…

LOL "outsources management"? It's probably his fucking brother-in-law.

I don't get it. I have a 10yo girl and 12yo boy, and both have heard of Slenderman, but both are fully aware, without any interference from me, that he is a fictional horror character. How do these girls 1) think he's real, 2) think he lives in a mansion in their local forest, 3) think he's accepting "proxies", etc…

I don't know, but if fucking Juan Pablo has security, then there's no way a billionaire's playtoy walks alone.

Is there some reason why this troll wasn't just blocked? I hear that you can do this on Twitter these days.

I have a hard time believing she walks around without security.

Boys Scouts Canada doesn't have this nonsense either, but then again up here we aren't ruled by crazy religious people.

Yes, Gwyneth, the Internet is fulled with raging haters, and it's just a coincidence that a lot of it is aimed at you. It must be your down-to-Earth, everyman sensibilities, and not at all because you're a pretentious, gilded twat with delusions of grandeur.

1) Since when does holding your breath for 10 seconds make one pass out?

So it was a food fight then. Nothing you posted made it any worse than your run-of-the-mill food fight. Ever seen Animal House? Those guys would have gotten the death penalty in this case.