That's a whole lot of unfunny words just to say tolls are babies.

After all the right-wingers rose up and squealed about his "freedom of speech", I suspect ole Phil knows he has a blank check from the Redneck Bank of America.

"Judge not, lest ye be judged."

The Scrunchie never went out of style on my wife's head.

Bah, the Mormons still have him beat. At least the Martians are alive.

I looked up 'shadenfreude' in the dictionary and all they had was a picture of her face.

Perhaps she should have her lawyer tell the judge that prison wouldn't be good for her, like in that Rich Bastard Rapes His Own Toddlers case, and the judge will let her go home?

Does Jada also believe that pointing out racism makes one a racist? That's the parallel here.

I specifically came here to say that Jessica Alba is a no-talent hack who has been using the power of paparazzi to keep herself in the headlines for the past decade, despite not really doing anything nor having any real talent.

Wait, you're telling me that a right-wing mouth-breather is insensitive to others? NO WAY!!!

It varies. When I was young, I used to be a short fuse. Then for a decade I could last as long as I wanted to. Now I'm a medium fuse. I'm so confused.

And that's the thing about being rich: you don't need to give one single shit about what anyone else thinks. Besides, who cares what they think? They're too busy kissing your ass to get to your money anyway.

The best part of his deposition:

I watched her just last night on a Just For Laughs XXL extra-vulgar special, and she was terrible. Terr-i-bull. Even Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog was better, and he's fucking awful.

Asshole teen boys and maladjusted 20-somethings. Do I win a prize?

Interesting how she's all about the glasses these days, always has them on. Gotta look professional and smart. Except on her book cover.

While I feel what you're saying, but a) everyone isn't an Internet Detective(tm), b) we don't all have the time to investigate every single story of the zillion that zoom by every day. Isn't that what journalism is for? To do the vetting and then present the story, already fact-checked and confirmed? If there's…

Pssh, everyone knows that's Rasputin.

Who still cares about Tori Spelling? Ugh.

"...the lawyer tasked with defending California's Proposition 8 in the Supreme Court has announced his views on same-sex marriage "are evolving"...