Why are people watching this perverse joke of a sport? It's fixed, always has been and always will be. All the reforms they put in were just a dog & pony show to placate the rubes after the cheating got so obvious that they had to look like they were doing something to fix it. They fixed it alright. Now they can…

I await the day that another rapper with bigger bodyguards kicks the ever-loving shit out of Chris Brown.

Of course it's an anti-discrimination law. It's to prevent discrimination against people who feel entitled to discriminate.

When that "one person" is a voting member of the Academy, has voted, and this article is about voting for movies for the Oscar's, I'd say it's an insight. The fact that you find their opinions "shitty" without elaboration doesn't detract from their relevance or value to others.

If you don't want your head to explode, don't read the absolute bullshit from the bill's sponsor. He goes on and on about he hates discrimination, and this bill is the perfect solution to the scourge of discrimination against those who feel entitled to discriminate against homosexuals. It's head-spinning…

Close. While I am a Python fan (who isn't?), I'm also a fan of an obscure 30+yo Apple ][ game called The Bilestoad. Wiki it and see who wrote it. I've never, ever forgotten that name and I would love to be called that, if only for a moment.

Mangrove Earthshoe

Religious fundies are crazy no matter which flavour of deity they follow. Natalie should tell these clowns to fuck off.

Julia Roberts can fuck off. I've waited more than 20 years for her to go away. I suspected that she was nasty business right form the start with her whole "America's Sweetheart" bullshit routine, and every bit of news I've ever heard about her was the same: cold, calculating, "Me First Now!" narcissist.

Dear Jezebel,

That's because Russian women know how to be women.

Boxing is famous for over-hype. How much you want to bet that, as the time draws near, there will be all kinds of special rules announced and shit to make sure George doesn't get hurt?

Funny how most other police brutality issues are covered up, but cut someone's hair and you're off the force?

You must be new to this Police Culpability thing. I'm surprised there was a finding of wrong-doing. You don't normally even get that much when the evidence against them is cut & dried.

I'm having a hard time with the notion that there needs to be a big investigation and city-wide manhunt for the dealers. If it was random crackhead #39 who OD'd, would there be a similar use of police resources, or do they only do this with rich, famous people who OD?

Meh. Those are nothing compared to the Japanese rigs. Those things look like a rolling Las Vegas strip.

I don't know why they even give these crazies the time of day. Take a page from Fox News. Don't apologize, don't explain. And if you must say something, call the people behind this out loudly for their obvious a) stupidity or, b) manipulation.

His mistake was not being an *active* football player. All that shit would have been swept under a rug the size of Texas.

She was awesome... until that big rap dummy showed up and ruined everything. Seriously, why do they insist on inflicting these rappers on us? Katy Perry's "E.T." was awesome until Kanye peed on it.

Pedi vs Pedo?