I have never read a story on Jez that I want to file under "Who Fucking Cares" so badly as this one.

Clearly, God has put hurricanes and tornadoes on Earth to signify his anger with right-wing politicians and the crazy shit they keep saying in God's name.

She's a moron. Obamacare can't fix dumb.

There are certainly different levels of marketing. This one reeks of level 4.

That struck me as funny, too. How does she get past the haters? By walking right by them while they're busy not giving a shit about her, I'd say.

I'm simply amazed that Cosmo can come up with 10+ new sex tips, every month, for years on end.

Shallow pop-star doesn't understand the cultural significance of an old-timey thing from a land far away. Film at 11.

""I think this world would be better off having more young women holding a fish in a picture..."

That's Avril Lavigne.

Oh no! A gaggle of Swiftbots attacked Tina and Amy on Twitter! Whatever will they do (I mean, besides not caring)??? Slow new day.

I'm sure you're already sick of being told, but the "Don't complain because it's worse elsewhere" argument is horseshit.

Did you watch the whole show? I think they were *all* seated in Long Beach. Their walk-on music usually stopped before they got near the stage. It was ridiculous.

I see what you did there.

My email to him:

Sorry, but I've gotten to the point in my life where I believe every celebrity denial is pure, 100% Grade-A bullshit. I have no problem whatsoever believing the mother (why would she make all that up?), and I'm not the least bit surprised by the passive-aggressive denial that's standard Bitchy PR 101.

Rush, like Ann Coulter and other offensive assholes, doesn't believe the things he says. He is merely a performance artist, peddling faux right-wing outrage to his 60yo+, white, Christian Republican listeners.

Once again, thank you religion for tainting even those who are supposed to be unbiased and objective. Good thing we have judges that ignore the law when it offends Jesus.

His voice, if it's possible, is even more annoying than his bloated, fishface or his opinions.

Some think that you shouldn't tie politics to athletics. Others think it should be used as a carrot or stick. I think I'm tired and I want to go home.

Religious conservatives. You *know* it's religious conservatives.