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Two typo’s, huh?

He should, because he fucked this guy.

Jeter gift basket jokes are so old, Roy Moore doesn’t even notice them while walking through the mall.

But Jeter did arrange for one of his patented “morning after” gift bags to be left at his hospital bedside.

One of my favorite GC moments

A minimum-wage worker at a theatre is not going to care enough to Citizen’s Arrest someone, pal

Why go through all that trouble and not have a bigger screen? Get a projector friend.

If they ever actually fought, I think Russ would literally dismember Durant.

If Tyrod Taylor wanted to keep his job, maybe he shouldn’t have single-handedly allowed 200 rushing yards to the Jets and 300 to the Saints, and given up 135 points in three weeks.

What makes this all the more ridiculous is Taylor’s history. He got progressively better every year at VT, and was considered a very coachable and team oriented player in Baltimore. It’s pretty clear he knows what he’s doing at NFL game speed, especially under pressure, which is a hard thing to find in QBs. There’s…

Funny enough, if there’s three people that are going to be left in jail because of their father it’s gonna be them:

Fuck Trump.

But I thought it was justified in that he was only there to ogle/meet ladies.

Other people who shot the videos appear to be under the impression that destroying the Keurigs will make liberals angry

If you see any out of shape grown men wearing a sleeveless under armor t-shirt, or really anything branded ua, your best bet is to not engage, and keep your distance.

They can’t win, can they? Advocate for change, and you’ll attack them for not SUPPORTING THE TROOPS!!! Literally advocate for helping vets, and you attack them for doing it for some kind of underhanded selfish reason (as if Curry needs any help building his personal brand).

Go to better restaurants.

I will pee and pee and pee during the crap, yet still have another nearly full pee after I’m done and standing up. Beats me.

Ideally both should be performed standing