Hi how do I submit this for a Pulitzer or whatever award is given for this type of thing:

This feels so much like a credits song for a Miyazaki film and it’s got me all smiley and warm and fuzzy and shit.

“Call of Duty - ‘Wuh-Wee’, for the Nintendo Wii” - couldn’t make it past there without a giggle fit.

July 21st for the Splatoon 2 release:

July 21st for the Splatoon 2 release: