Honestly, if you haven’t done so before and that’s all that is holding you back, go for it. It will seriously enrich your life. Do some research so you know what to expect, and try to understand that it is both a massive commitment and responsibility. But do it. It is worth it.

Yeah if you do CPR right you ARE probably going to hurt that person. Cracked ribs are super common. But it’s better than being DEAD.

I do do CPR to Another One Bites the Dust but that’s because I actually know that song like the back of my hand. I do not know Staying Alive as well.

I am jealous that you had such an opportunity. The best I have been able to do is giving the finger to the Trump hotel in DC. I also did while I was running. I didn’t even think about it, I just saw that horsefucker’s name and my finger shot up.

hahaha YES!

The people who own LipSense are hard-core Trumpies. Just so’s ya know.

She was robbed (literally) of that election, dragged through the dirt for the stupidest reasons by an entire party that gleefully admitted to trying to destroy her, and she has more than earned her right to vent about the unbelievable shit show that was last year.

Nah 8 stones is probably worth more than 112 of them since the exchange rate for pounds collapsed.

I was a naive preteen when that song came out and I didn’t fully know it’s meaning. Just like it wasn’t until college when someone told me that Cyndi Lauper’s She Bop was about masterbation.

There is a bar in Pittsburgh called brillobox and now I feel silly that it never occurred to me that A.) That’s kind of a weird name and it must mean something B.) that it is a Warhol reference (he was born in pgh).

Today I adopted these badass little girls, so I’m loving the world.

I wish 45 and his dipshit sons, who I’m sure are not talking to him about his businesses at all, would go the fuck away.

I’ve never heard a single negative thing about Julia Louis-Dreyfus.

This white ppl hated it so much that I could not even ‘hate watch’ it. They deserved jail.

If I ever move back to Pa. I would pick Pitt over any other area in the entire state because how great of a city it is.

There’s also this gem from The Golden Girls.

“definition of compassionate: a compassion that is balanced between the people who get the benefits and the people who pay them.”

I used to be angry at the price of razors, but then I bought a razor factory because that’s what you do.

Have you been angry at the price of razors? Because I understand there is a company that sells them online. Also 1-800-flowers will deliver a 100 blooms bouquet (or boo-kay) to your mom for Mother’s Day.

As a nurse currently working in a dementia unit (aka The Thunderdome; I love it despite getting punched in the boob on day one), I can attest to this. Dementia/Alzheimer’s appears to screw with depth perception. We have black floor mats in front of off-limits doors/areas because our residents tend to see them as a big…