Bye bye Miss American Pie drove my Ford to the Fjord but the Fjord was dry.

Who needs a stinkin’ key?

Keyless ignition and entry is one of the greatest modern conveniences about cars these days.  

You’re trolling us, right ?

There once was an idiot from Limerick,

Don’t care. This is a Rich Whyte people problem.

I live just a few miles away from Universal. This should have been simple. But nope, I’m a total failure.

How these beef-boys will be parked:

All 372 of the 250 produced showed up to the 100th anniversary of the 911.  

Saying “We couldn’t figure out how to make Batman work” is like admitting you couldn’t successfully sell cocaine-pizza-sex.

The John Players Special livery haas to be one of the coolest liveries ever.

Oh God, that story about the person staring at the sun is nightmare fuel. 

This will be a nice way to give back to all the crabs and lobsters I’ve eaten in my life. 

Continuing the Mercedes trend, the 2003-2006 E55 is a beast. 469 HP and 500 ft-lb of torque from the factory, and can be had easily for $10,000-$15,000 or less if you don’t mind a rough high mileage one. The engines are super reliable (only common failure is crankshaft position sensor) and the only unreliable part is…

Sorry, Browns legacy stayed in Cleveland per the settlement with the NFL. Modell’s stolen team started anew — Jamal Lewis did not break Jim Brown’s team rushing record, for example. Anything else is just wishful covfefe.

“John” is an accepted name in our society, as are literally thousands of other possible names. “Abcde” is not. It just isn’t.

Nobody is ridiculing the child, we are ridiculing the parent. Stop trying to eliminate shame from our world, we won’t be better off without it.

Naming your children to be fodder for school yard bullies should count as child abuse. Then again, given the state of the US education system and the resulting widespread illiteracy, perhaps abcde is as far as the parents manage to get while learning the alphabet.

I completely agree with the mom... under no circumstance should the child be shamed for her name, it’s not something she has ever had control over.

Actually, it’s pretty clear that Trump engaged in tax evasion.