My goal is to get better at running a herd. Having moved from 2 cars to 3 this year, I discovered that it’s actually pretty exhausting to have so may cars. I know it’s kinda “living the dream” to have the daily, the vintage gem, and the racecar, but dang, but it never friggen ends! Somebody always needs something and…

Oh my God, they killed Captain Phasma!

You were never a slave. Go get you an African name if you must.

It will be worse next year, since Alfa engines are just Ferrari engines minus two cylinders!!!

Yeah, but if you criminalize all lightsabers, then the only ones that will have them will be the criminals, because they, like, you know, defy laws to begin with.

Those who can’t do, teach!

Are the stolen Teslas now called Edisons?

If you ain’t cheatin you ain’t tryin

You land your dream job as an NFL quarterback becoming a millionaire but you decided to kneel because your hair is nappy thus becoming a leper overnight.

You do realize that LMP1 cars cost hundreds of millions of dollars to run per season, right?

On the other hand a ten year old managed to control a car at close to 100mph for nearly fifty miles with half of the Ohio State Police in hot pursuit. Those are life skills right there.

Cadillac CTS-V wagon with a stick. Sure, car nerds will know what it is, but nobody else will.

God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

Dude is living the dream! He has a girl who freaks out and crys out of joy, instead of anger or disappointment when he buys a stupid fast wagon.

Wow. You’ve really thought this through. Good luck in your search and don’t compromise. . .even if you’re 45 and still have no takers. That’s the way it was for me and I finally found the right one. Now life is wonderful because, when you wait for the truly right person, marriage is not work at all.

Hell, with a story like that I’d propose to you.

How about mine?

July 6th-8th

Vanity plates are stupid, but that one is really, really good.