God, I hope your proud of yourself for posting the most obvious, stupid pun imaginable. And beating me to it.

Dude is living the dream! He has a girl who freaks out and crys out of joy, instead of anger or disappointment when he buys a stupid fast wagon.

Wow. You’ve really thought this through. Good luck in your search and don’t compromise. . .even if you’re 45 and still have no takers. That’s the way it was for me and I finally found the right one. Now life is wonderful because, when you wait for the truly right person, marriage is not work at all.

Hell, with a story like that I’d propose to you.

How about mine?

I legit slept on the couch for a month after buying an AMG-GT without telling my wife.

July 6th-8th

Vanity plates are stupid, but that one is really, really good.

...when is it not winter in Canada?

Why aren’t all women like this?! If I surprised my wife with this car she would surprise me right back with a swift kick in the balls.

I’m gonna cry this is the best thing ever

Fake. Fake. Fake.

If you didn’t have ESPN before, how were you getting NBC Sports? ESPN tends to be included in basic cable packages, heck even most cord cutting services include it in their base setups.

Depending on when they posted it the only person who’s probably in any real jeopardy of legal consequences here is the guard if he’s discovered. they’re likely safe and sound in their home country. They’re certainly not going to be extradited over trespassing with no damage, and western countries usually don’t…

I rented a lowly Chevy pickup from U-Haul. I had to stop myself from doing burnouts all over Manhattan. I totally get it.

Flex Tape should do the trick. If it works on boats...

Hell...little Gorilla Glue and some metal shavings and he’s good to go :)

JB Weld will be sufficient. I’ve seen numerous videos on The You Tubes.

They were all doing coke right?

Context matters cupcake.