@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Yea I felt it was pretty classy for Twitter.

@AirBratz23: Also an alleged embezzler!

@Maloik:

@Maloik: @JoseCanseco WHO THE FUCK IS JEFF HALL GIVE IT UP YOU SAD SACK OF SHIT

TWITTER IS THE GREATEST THING EVER INVENTED. Jose Canseco actually messaged me directly.

Good for Al for surviving one of those acid-based Iranian "honor killings."

"...Also they told me you guys look like dorks!"

Sounds like a worthy replacement for Joe Bauers in the next Human Hibernation Project.

@SavetoFavorites: I bet the dad had to give the mom $10,000 more a month in alimony payments just so she would accept full custody of the little shitheel.

@ScientificMapp: No, Dean Winters was an Irish gangster in "Oz". You're thinking of JK Simmons.

@SavetoFavorites: I would've dropped that kid off 400 miles from home and taken his shoes.

Bill's just pissed because her book sold better than his.

@FatNakedMoleRat: Well when you got Jesse Ventura clomping around the jungle with a minigun and that black guy who just goes good ol fashion crazy, that makes it easier. Plus, the Indian guy who seemed to think the knife would be a good battle choice. Its probably like shooting fish in a barrel while blindfolded for…

Was that picture taken by the Predator's built in visor camera or something?

@The_Night_Man_Cometh: Look, in the National Football League, the football team that puts more points on the board than the other football team is always going to win the football game.

@Body By Bacardi: Honestly, I don't care. I've never met the guy.

#32: "I once ate a sandwich thiiiiiiiiiiiiis big."

@Steve U: He took what was in that racket..........and put it in me. I'll never serve again.......

I have the sudden urge to snap into a Slim Jim.

@Body By Bacardi: Sooooo its the reason I can't be around kids anymore? I'm confused.