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"I can't believe he would do something like that" -Nobody Ever

Looks just like Milo in THE MASK after he puts the mask on

Last year, there were billboards put up that said something like "Be Careful Who You Date or Bring Home. Your Child's Life Depends on It." Life couldn't have been easy for her at 24 with 4 kids single mothers have to be extremely careful who they bring around their kids.

But then again, the great-aunt didn't take him to the hospital either and she didn't alert Children's Services or the police. My gut tells me that arresting the mother was right in this situation. For many complicated reasons she stood by and watched her child die. The tragedy is no one intervened in time. That family

God. Godfuckingdammit. I just want to scream. I want to scream and thrash and just freak out. This is horrible.

What a fucking horrible tragedy. It's hard to tell what really was going on with her. She could have been concurrently abused and convinced that the safest thing for her child was to not report the abuse.

She's an idiot fuck, he's a sick fuck

As a child whose mother failed to protect her from abusive stepfathers/boyfriends, I say fuck her. Children are utterly defenseless and can't leave an abusive situation under their own power. This woman's kids didn't choose her shitty boyfriend.

They ARE painful. And delicious.

That guy definitely works/ worked in hospitality himself, only a person who has been there themselves would consider the importance of the extra topping fee.

a flurry of twat mist

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

I'm down for whatever, as long as I don't wake up to a flurry of twat mist in a forest of cock shafts.

People with a little bit of authority are always the very worst.

Doe says the guard squatted at the level of her pelvic area and looked at her until she was satisfied that she was menstruating.

I'm over half a century old and I've never had a shit sneak up on me. I'm not bragging - I'm just confused. How can you not know that you're about to shit?

This is why every shower needs a handheld attachment. Not only for you, but because kids can get Defcon 1 levels of nasty.

I often embedded as a reporter with units in Iraq/Afghanistan and found that shitting in a warzone to be a tad all-consuming. Unless you're on a big base with tons of toilet trailers, you dread the...shit...out of evacuation and always feel relieved when it's done for the day and you've given your brown starfish a

Na Trang Valley, North Vietnam-1968

Until last week, when she admitted she realized I had a dirty ass that night when she got up from sex and saw the marks. I really love that girl.