Some caveats: The ranking is based on cumulative hours played across the playerbase, not on total number of players. (According to Ryan, PS5 players clocked a cumulative 4.6 billion hours.)

Almost everyone in the crowd is wearing masks.  Glad to see in the future we finally come to our senses.

It could never be as great as this:

We’re boned, the trick now is just HOW badly we are boned.

The most depressing part isn’t even the amount of suffering incoming. It’s how little so many people care about that suffering because they feel it won’t happen to them.

They would argue that if people on the train had guns they could have stopped him. They’d be wrong, because a gun would be of no help in a crowded train, unless you didn’t care about possibly killing or injuring more people than the actual assailant in the process, but that’s what they would argue. That is how they…

Yep.

Well he got turned into a baby again and now the Joker is raising him to be Batman...

Wish the video would show what the hell these people are hitting, since it’s conveniently hidden behind the damn bush. Or even the article, that would’ve been helpful.

Chinatown Wars was dope.

CTW was great and I would like a version for the Switch.

You’re saying a company is not entitled to make money on a product they released one day ago?

I’m not fond of articles like these. The tone is encouraging persons to pirate the game.

Older games, I can understand - but encouraging the torrenting/pirating of a game one day after its’ release? For fuck’s sake.

Counterpoint — 11 reasons to stick with Windows 10:

Calling this a stretch would be an insult to Yoga teachers around the world.

Anything is better than playing on a GBA at launch (not shown, glare and reflections).

One shudders to imagine his take on the Hobbits’ feet.

Fuck science. Movies that fucked me up, in order of fucked-me-uppedness:

I like open world more than you seem to (loved BOTW, etc) but the idea that a game as claustrophobic and progression-centric as Metroid should be open world is fucking insane.