Ugh, your comment is so unbearable!

I see the resemblance.

looks like a mini with Ness' cap

Whenever I see one of those from a long way away, I get so excited, then super pissed when I realize it's just another Ford.

Aston Martin

A cousin of mine and I lit our farts on fire once when we were fourteen or fifteen. That seemed stupid enough at the time, and that was back in the mid 90's.

I know I'm getting old, but damn—are the kids already setting themselves on fire, rather than my lawn?

Please let this start a SUV lap time arms race... The absurdity of it... oh glory.

*waits for Porsche to respond with the Macan Turbo S & Cayenne Turbo S*

An 8:14 would have taken the pole at the 1966 German Grand Prix by two and a half seconds. The guy booted to second on the grid would have been Jim Clark in a Lotus 33.

I feel bad for her troubles and people suck, et al, but isn't it sort of Known that volleyball players are normally very attractive? My little sister had a friend in high school who grew up to be a briefly pro volleyball player (she was drafted into a team in another far, far away from the US country even), and she…

THE PHONE... THE PHONE IS ON FIRE... WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, cos that would void the warranty.

Great, now Amazon will have to sue Samsung for infringement...

You never leave a soldier behind... unless the head falls off.

I feel like if you can't see yourself doing it[marriage] forever, then just continue dating...

Everybody seems to miss the fact that this engine is an Euro 6 engine. This means that it's less powerful for the sake of being able to meet emissions. Let's see if the LS7 or any other big American engine need to meet the same emissions. They'd probably be SOHC 3-litre V6-s with a wheezy supercharger/chocking turbo.…

How old are you, 12? Making power isn't the hard part. It doesn't take a lot of ingenuity to make power. It takes ingenuity to engineer a fantastic torque curve thats flat for a huge range of engine speeds, and car companies have emissions and economy to worry about.

Did marriage give you have access to her income via a joint account?

performance art you say?!

Clearly, you're not Up For Whatever