Please let this start a SUV lap time arms race... The absurdity of it... oh glory.

*waits for Porsche to respond with the Macan Turbo S & Cayenne Turbo S*

An 8:14 would have taken the pole at the 1966 German Grand Prix by two and a half seconds. The guy booted to second on the grid would have been Jim Clark in a Lotus 33.

i see another movie in nick cages future.

I feel bad for her troubles and people suck, et al, but isn't it sort of Known that volleyball players are normally very attractive? My little sister had a friend in high school who grew up to be a briefly pro volleyball player (she was drafted into a team in another far, far away from the US country even), and she…

THE PHONE... THE PHONE IS ON FIRE... WE DON'T NEED NO WATER, cos that would void the warranty.

Great, now Amazon will have to sue Samsung for infringement...

You never leave a soldier behind... unless the head falls off.

I feel like if you can't see yourself doing it[marriage] forever, then just continue dating...

Everybody seems to miss the fact that this engine is an Euro 6 engine. This means that it's less powerful for the sake of being able to meet emissions. Let's see if the LS7 or any other big American engine need to meet the same emissions. They'd probably be SOHC 3-litre V6-s with a wheezy supercharger/chocking turbo.…

How old are you, 12? Making power isn't the hard part. It doesn't take a lot of ingenuity to make power. It takes ingenuity to engineer a fantastic torque curve thats flat for a huge range of engine speeds, and car companies have emissions and economy to worry about.

Did marriage give you have access to her income via a joint account?

performance art you say?!

Clearly, you're not Up For Whatever

No Saab with a Toppola?

I'd rank it 2, 4, 3, 5, 1

way to earn 50 rubles, comrade.

My intel indicates this is the new Doritos Locos Subway CheezyTurkee Footlong.

The servers have to ladle your soup, get the breadsticks, and put together your salad. (Note that there is usually 1 olive per person in the salad bowl. I think this is a corporate directive.) Tip generously if you get constant refills!

you do a disservice to your user name.