Clearly, you're not Up For Whatever

No Saab with a Toppola?

I'd rank it 2, 4, 3, 5, 1

way to earn 50 rubles, comrade.

My intel indicates this is the new Doritos Locos Subway CheezyTurkee Footlong.

The servers have to ladle your soup, get the breadsticks, and put together your salad. (Note that there is usually 1 olive per person in the salad bowl. I think this is a corporate directive.) Tip generously if you get constant refills!

you do a disservice to your user name.

This is being paid for by the money they saved by firing the person that screwed this up...

guys fuck off I have to get these rockets to Ukraine ASAP

If you were discussing the pros and cons of implementing a tariff on imports of curried sheep testes, I've had that dream.

How about we stop this sexist shit where I have to wear what is essentially a hangman's noose around my neck in 90+ degree weather just because I have a penis?

I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

I have not had a great day. Thank u for this, Mark~

COULD? Again, here is a russian facebook post by a Russian Seperatist (aka Rebel LOL sure Russia) from when this happened:

A guy chasing a jeep being chased by a cop car under a chase sign, yo dawg I heard you like to chase

Simple Green.

Well... now we know what BMW's are good for.

You want weird? Taco Cabana at 3AM Sunday morning.

That is a funny looking Ferarri.