I could say so much about what a complete asshat Chuck Lorre is and what a complete pile of shit his shows are but instead I will let this dog convey my feelings.

I have not had a great day. Thank u for this, Mark~

COULD? Again, here is a russian facebook post by a Russian Seperatist (aka Rebel LOL sure Russia) from when this happened:

A guy chasing a jeep being chased by a cop car under a chase sign, yo dawg I heard you like to chase

Simple Green.

Well... now we know what BMW's are good for.

You want weird? Taco Cabana at 3AM Sunday morning.

That's just how it's pronounced in Austin. Lets us know if you're not from around here.

That is a funny looking Ferarri.

I want to meet the crazy dude that swapped a GT3 motor into his Jeep!

Well, we already know they can't defeat each other by cutting off the enemy supply lines and starving them to death.

Holy shit.

You're just jealous that you don't work at buzzfeed and get paid to write three sentences any middle schooler could write and pair it with a gif parade.

You know, it's very easy to say we shouldn't be obsessed with virgins but if you know of another kind of blood with which to summon our dark lord upon the earth...I'm all ears.

Sometimes you just want to turn dinosaurs into noise.

"The Hellcat can burn 1.5 gallons of gas per minute."

Pull this handle?

I think sleeping in, disposable income, and lack of caring for another person is our reward.

I always assumed I would have kids. I do love children. I knew that someday I would have some of my own. But honestly, as I got into my 30s I realized that I was in love of the concept of having kids more than actually wanting to have them. Don't get my wrong; I adore children. But whenever I thought about kids it was…

Out of fear that they'll turn out just like me, I decided that it's better to not have kids. The world should thank me (I accept PayPal).