Mark " Rosebud " Shrayber was clearly inspired and moved by todays' Gawker article

So, I guess this is next?

That beautiful combination of "red sports-like coupe" and "no idea what driving is whatsoever" with a dash of "inattentive airhead driver stereotype".

Blind people really shouldn't be driving.

Did she have a choice? "I really didn't want to fly around the world, but fuck my parents....named me....you know what just start the fucking engine."

I live my life a quarter mile at a time.

I'd buy a Prius and make it look nice

"floor bibs" was my favorite

Just how much acid did that ad team take?

The Japanese really need to take a leaf out of German's book and just make an ad about the cars. No more wolves or ballerinas.

guys guys i got a new red ferrari theferrari jk its green

He must have had some great investments.

Not really, though. Any extra fat on a man is considered unwelcome. But women's first 15 or 20 extra pounds is often deemed awesome, adding as it does to breasts, hips, and general curves.

Fuck college.

Or, shooting over your shoulder with a long lens while you're at the ATM. That sort of thing.

In the US it's a legal jargon term with some state-to-state and circumstantial gray areas, of which riding around on the public street — near what might be the second most photographed of all manmade objects, ranking behind the inside of a lens cap — isn't one.