“Good driver.”

He sounds unhappy.

In the tweet right before AB’s response, Robicelli was allegedly in texts with some of the victims themselves.

If you read the “ass” as modifying “eyes” rather than “creepy” this headline is even better. (Thank you XKCD)

It went with his Iron Cross Harness and Uggs- an ensemble, if you will.

..not even to make my slash fic about him and Man-at-Arms canon?

The Barney character in How I Met Your Mother has a related technique of just opening the door naked when they arrive for the date.

The IG account that said “shouldn’t us whites stick together” has been established to be a troll account, according to the update on Yesha’s unlinked post on this from yesterday.

So- overweight, sweaty, dressed all in black, and cutting himself for attention?

So you’re saying he has a pattern of taking cheap shots at people, but only when surrounded by adoring fans? Huh.

He didn’t pick Muse because of their relative music quality- he picked Muse because he’s threatened by their artistic and commercial success*.

For the same reason Shia LaBoeuf was in Indiana Jones. (Here’s the lead.)

Hellcat, Daughters of the Dragon, and Cloak and Dagger, please.

I watched Gremlins last night- I had forgotten about 10 y/o Corey Feldman hanging out and reading comics in adult Billy’s attic bedroom while he changes.

(Has the same arguments against Kingsmen.)

Any film that creates awesome black characters only to kill them first- in order to motivate the white* people who are the REAL heroes- can never be excellent.

Conversely, you may may never kill a single dog, regardless of whether the audience knows their name or not.

“We sidelined and removed characters with intensely loyal fanbases (Jubilee!) in order to focus on the third installment of warmed-over Mystique cosplay.”

I have a list like that as well.

How could you, even-more-evil-Louie-Anderson?