I like the one at about the 50 second mark of the video. Where he takes at midfield, blows past his defender to get to the box, and then calmly pokes it out of bounds for the goal kick.

There’s a reason members of the Harlem Globetrotters don’t star in the NBA...there’s more to the sport than fancy dribbling.

this is why I simply just shit in the handicapped parking spot.

Of all the bad lists that have graced the pages of Deadspin, that gum ranking may be the absolute worst. Passion fruit gum at No. 2?!?

So not only do you use the handicapped stall without shame, you intentionally lie on your way out?

It’s truly remarkable how the Warriors haven’t cut his deadweight ass by now, with his lack of athleticism and all.  Maybe he could play a little in garbage time for the Knicks.  Except maybe not, since that would mean playing all 48 minutes a game.

Michigan J. Frog criminally underrated. 

21. Marvin the Martian (5.0)

Marvin the Martian not being at least in the top five is a crime against humanity, and I demand a swift and savage retribution against those responsible.

A place where white progressives can come together and gripe about the shit that effects them the most, paying lip service to the things that affect people of color and LGBTQ progressives, but mostly existing in a vacuum where the most pressing needs of the country are filtered through a predominantly white…

‘He has helped usher in an incomparably terrible time to be alive, online or otherwise’

Splinter is a GOP-Funded Russian Troll Farm Psyop designed to make progressives look 100% insane.

Look at this guy over here with his intelligent and well thought out post.

I really think the ovation was just supporting Hader as he is now, not applauding that he said awful things and has gotten away with it or something. Brewers fans are just supporting a guy they like.

The only thing more England than being England immediately is tricking people into thinking you might not be England and then being England

Could the 2018-2019 Eastern Conference All-Stars beat the 8 seed in the West?

Never left? I can count the number of those little Laker car flags I’ve seen in the last five years on one hand. And I’m Jason Pierre-Paul.

Poor Luke Walton.