Electronic, or pipe organ?

“and then LeBron James ascended to Heaven and dunked the Warriors into a black hole on his way”

“pit of Sarlacc”

+1 strong verb

+1 angel Gabriel/virgin Mary

Recc’d for calling Chris Carpenter a dipshit. I detest him so much.

Give me one example of Barrett’s “douchiness”. And the Zambrano fight doesn’t count; Zambrano started that (the asshole).

+1 Fixer Upper

A reporter used the last letter of the word “struck” as shorthand.

Give it time, give it time.

IS garbage? Um, garbage doesn’t get off to a 7-0 start and take two of three from the reigning AL East champs, kind sir. Be careful of your verb tenses.

C’mon dude, let’s not be bitter; the coaching staff did him no favors by forbidding him to use his main pitch and tweaking his delivery every other day. I’m an Orioles fan too but what use is there on dwelling on missed opportunities? We’ve still got Gaussman and Bundy to look forward to.

Sorry, there is a thing as too much onion in a dish. I’ve had times where I’ve overdid it with the onions (and garlic, as well).

Heisenberg Compensator. ;-P

Snyder or Gwiazdowski?

Reccing this but only for the “Fabio Fuckstick” insult.

There was a time when WHAM’s news (it was called WOKR at that point) was mighty fine IMHO, actually. It’s started to get pretty sloppy these days though.

The one station does the other’s news. I know, it’s weird.

Mostly Yankee (and Red Sox!) fans, with the large pockets of Orioles fans you mentioned leftover from before the switch to the Twins (like me) and some Twins fans from after. Almost no Mets fans that I know.

Counterpoint: everyone I’ve ever known who’s a non-native has fallen in love with the Garbage Plate including folks from NYC, and the concept has found its way into other locales. So there.