Bless you. (although I have nothing against Pirates fans, personally.)

Enough with the concern trolling. Are you personally friends with Steve Bartman? All of Cubs fandom doesn’t deserve to be slammed because of what some of them did to the poor man.

Loosing what? Loosing my belt? My pursestrings?

All you Cubs haters on this thread are pathetic. Where you get off saying half the vicious, nasty, untrue things you say about us Cubs fans...it’s so fucking tired.

FUCK OFF WITH THAT CURSE TALK. The stupid, it BURNS.

Jesus Christ almighty, go straight to Hell with that concern trolling. Steve Bartman doesn’t need the likes of you to chastise Cubs fandom over what happened to him. You and all the other asshole haters on this thread act like we’re the goddamned Sodom and Gomorrah of the baseball fan world. Leave us Cubs fans the…

*applauds*

No one will understand but us Orioles fans. Bless you for saying it anyway.

For all of you arguing about this:

And pray tell who deemed you the keeper of proper sports fan status, “Dr.”? Do we have to pass some sort of standardized tests now to be allowed to discuss the subject?

GODDAMNIT. Will you leave us Cubs fans the hell alone? And all you others chiming in agreeing with this, leave us the hell alone too. You’re not going to have us as a comic foil anymore, is that what’s chapping your collective asses? GET OVER IT. We deserve our joy just as much as anyone else.

I promise you, we won’t. At least not to the general baseball world. (but to Deadbirds fans, we will be the WORST. And I will not repent of that decision.)

I have to admit I liked “While You Were Out” a LOT better.

It broke a nine-game postseason losing streak. I think there’s some justification in the celebration.

Not gonna lie, that man’s butt IS perfect.

Now there’s an image to make me lose my lunch; thinking about Carpenter pleasuring himself for any reason. UGH.

OMG, comparing the Deadbirds to the Borg is the BEST. No joke. :-D

This is something people in the NFL get worked up about, not MLB. What the hell is this? I’ve never heard of mandatory workouts for baseball players, and I’ve never heard of anyone getting upset over being late to baseball things except reporting in for the actual game. When did this change?

“Pop” is TWEE?!? All due respect, “soda” is the word that comes off as pretentious. (Yes, I say pop, damnit and I will never cease to do so.)

You know, in the interim Donaldson’s been proven to be somewhat of a prick, so I’m willing to believe Machado was justified in his anger at him. Not enough to do what he did later on in the series, but enough not to be blasted for the rest of his life over all of that stuff. So maybe (I’m assuming you’re an A’s fan)…