#morbidlyobeseshittalkingidiotsportswriterslivesmatter.

Can’t

Canyonlands deserves to be higher, if nothing else, because it’s a fantastic place to capture Pokemon.

Love zlatan? Of course. Hate United? Always.

Looks like the Yankees decided to put A-Rod out to pasture. That idiom works for centaurs, as well as horses, right?

And if he were still in England that would be the letter Zed.

Soccer players, begging for a call like usual

Bear in a car as happy as can be

I wouldn’t consider him quiet or unassuming.

Lebron wouldnt have been able to guard centers in the 90s, anyway. There were 5-10 guys in the NBA at all times better than any one center right now.

Landon Donovan’s most insightful commentary of the night was about how no opposing player feels good watching Messi tie his shoes before a free kick.

Cool it,Vin. I generally like you.

He was a bad witness, The prosecution should have done their research on him and never brought him to the stand. Glove should have been presented as logged evidence only. You didn’t need the guy who found it.

He should have gotten suspended after the hit on Adams. This one was more Lebron’s fault than his.

All things even, Lebron is the one who put his balls on Green’s head. Very rarely do I agree with Barkley, but Lebron was asking for a cup check with the step-over.

NBA really wants to see that Game 7.

Well, not saying it is right, but lebron did place his nuts on dude’s forehead.

The ghost of George Steinbrenner would like a word with Mr. Matsui about his hair.

Lebron might be built like a tank, but he has the toughness of a man who drives a Kia

I mean if I had to put a wager on Johnny’s future, it ends with him either dead from a drunk driving accident or in prison for killing someone in a drunk driving accident. Vegas would probably take those bets, right?