I just want whatever outcome involves in Westbrook and Durant leaving OKC so the fans there can experience NBA basketball like most NBA backwaters do, getting 2nd tier free agents and dealing with a cheap owner and no stars until they luck into a draft pick who stays and transform the franchise.

Is it really that hard to understand? It’s the playoffs and Green is the 3rd best player on the best team in the league. And you’re telling me that you’ve never seen a guy flail his limbs to try and get a foul called? We wouldn’t even be talking about this if he got kicked anywhere else on his body.

Do you even know how much of an asshole you need to be, in order to be considered the biggest asshole on a baseball team?

I’m fine with Bernie staying in the race to accumulate votes and show Democrats that there is broad, national support for a progressive agenda. I am not alright with him staying in the race in a desperate bid to win.

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

Too much soup.

No play for Mr. Gray!

My argument is nobody watched his show when it was free and heavily promoted by the network. So now people are going to follow him to an HBO subscription just to get those sweet Simmons takes? I doubt it. I’d be interested in seeing his podcast download numbers before and after ESPN. I totally forgot he had a podcast.…

This. If HBO thinks that by simply allowing for a few ‘fucks’ and ‘shits’ to be added to the routine Simmons schtick his show will be successful, they will lose that bet.

God, I remember in college when I read Bill Simmons obsessively. He was never an incredible writer, but it is AMAZING how absolutely insufferable he became as he got full of his own shit. I can still go back and enjoy shit like the Levels of Losing and the Rules for Sports fans. As half-baked and as sophomoric as a…

I like Simmons and I like Deadspin’s attacks on him. It is all good.

Fuck you. I’d almost forgotten that shirt existed.

ESPN, a sports network, couldn’t make his shitty Basketball Hour match C-SPAN 2 ratings, but HBO is going to make this work? Good luck.

Simmons’ schtick is tired.

“Had no idea today was Jose Bautista bobblehead day.” (Via @DriveThruDuck)

I like Jose Bautista quite a bit, but apparently I like him getting punched in the face even more.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

Help! I’ve Fallon and I can’t get up!

Sorry, if a guy hits a ball onto Waveland Avenue, he can not only watch it fly, he can bat flip the damn bat onto Addison Street.