Jones is being pissy but he’s being completely cooperative. Is it normal for the cop to be a fucking asshole right back? To serve and protect...with a side of sass?

Oh god. That Gumbel quote is such bullshit.

I love how Ken Bazemore is the real mover-and-shaker of this story. As an undrafted rookie, on a non-guaranteed contract, playing two minutes per game, teammate Bazemore has more influence on Steph than the arrogant Gods of Nike.

The kids call him “G-d Shammg-d.”

My small joke does just as much harm as the politicians’ thoughts and prayers will do good.

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

2015: .207/.293/.340, 78 OPS+, $12M
2016 (proj): .232/.319/.394, $13M

The NFL: Where it’s totally legal to shoot a guy full of horse tranquilizer to get him to play through pinched nerves and torn muscles,but don’t get caught trying to cope with your mental issues by smoking (basically) legal weed!

You think he NEEDS the parade?

Here Here. Arsenal fans (especially in America) are basically Red Sox/Cardinals fans - their support means more because their team is “higher class” than others, their wins mean more because they are won properly, their losses mean more because they’re more invested. Can’t stop themselves from talking shit about every…

All I can say about your friend breaking down is: GOOD. Arsenal fans are the worst. Talk all sorts of noise and do this every fucking year.

Fuck stan kroenke. He’s turned Arsenal Wenger into jeff fisher

Can we not agree that was a terrible challenge from Barry? I'd be fuming too.

Costa and Barry: Still a better love story than Twilight.

Huh. I liked On the Road when I read it at around 20, reread it in my 50s and still thought it was all right. As for films, I haven’t seen it since it came out in 1980, but I sort of remember Heart Beat (Nick Nolte as Cassady, Sissy Spacek as his wife, John Heard as Kerouac) wasn’t awful.

My favorite Kerouac novel was always Big Sur. He was at his lowest with addiction and it’s probably his stream of consciousness at its best. The novel is rambling and nonsensical at times, but his pain is evident. And his poem/epic at the end? Wonderful.

He can’t join SA unless they do a sign-and-trade for someone like Aldridge, which probably takes away the whole reason of joining SA.

FYI will be restarting my campaign from a few years ago pls join the movement

+1 Rocketman

As always, smiling and not sharing the rock.