I am convinced that if I don’t drink coffee every day, I would never poop.

Coincidence or not, today was/is the birthday of Thedore Geisel, also known as Dr. Seuss. I know this only because the headmaster at my kid’s school greeted us wearing a Cat in the Hat hat this morning...

Losing Cech to an injury while he was running a 100 yard sprint as a goalkeeper is clearly, clearly confirmation.

The biggest problem with this club is the total lack of accountability. I don’t know any other club that could fail this many times for so long without something changing.

In theory, one of Arsenal, Tottenham, or Leicester pretty much has to win the title from here, but they are Arsenal, Tottenham, and Leicester, so we really shouldn’t rule out the chance that they’ll finish 4th, 5th, and 6th respectively.

Ospina will be a fine replacem——gaaah I can’t even.

Losing Cech to injury is clearly confirmation that the Arsenaling has begun.

We might not get to see Totteringham Day this year.

As a Hammers fan who hates both Arsenal and Spurs with rabid passion, I can only hope they draw their way out and Leicester triumphs, bloody, battered and with a gaggle of Thai hookers.

LC played 40 minutes down a player and would have left with a draw if it wasn’t for another boneheaded mistake. Arsenal needed two colossal fuck-ups by their opponent to capture the three points. I think that glass slipper is still as pristine as it was just a week ago. Plus, this is Arsenal we’re talking about.…

A-ha!

That was a fun series. Celtics fans countered by taunting Jason Kidd for beating his wife. Class all around.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

I don’t think I can live in a world where Gary Kubiak is a Superbowl winning head coach.

If two weeks off could turn a broken quarterback into an average one, Manning would have turned into an average QB during the offseason. The dead stay dead. What does that mean? An early lead by Carolina is good as gold because Peyton can’t get the Broncos back into the game.

If you’re not guilty, why are you hiring private investigators to show up to a reporter’s parents house? I dont have any moral outrage against manning for taking hgh, but goddamn if you're gonna sit on your high horse and claim its a conspiracy, don't be intimidating witnesses

Leave Sly and the family alone.

Josh Norman, saying what we’re all thinking:

Rodney Harrison couldn’t even separate a football from a man’s helmet with the Super Bowl on the line.

I originally thought this meant like a beer league softball infield and then thought how awesome that would be.