I’m fine with the Gilmore Girls because it wasn’t resolved properly, the original creator is back and it’s only 4 special episodes.

Well done Will. Very well written.

Feel free to arrest your Mom when she crosses the Brooklyn Bridge

I think the biggest question I have is, what could they possibly ‘discuss’ for an hour? I picture Ye talking and talking and Taylor all uh-huh’ing like she was on the phone with my mother.

I think he asked for her blessing to write a lyric saying he should collect on having sex with Taylor Swift for making her famous.

*her

Good luck to her and whatever she persues here on out!

Unlimited mileage for one year, of which 50 weeks will be spent sitting in the shop waiting for parts.

Seriously. Came here to say this. When was the last time David Spade had anything relevant to say?

But he’s not ready to retire just yet.

My takeaway from all of this is that going to McDonald’s can never make a situation better, and is highly likely to make a grim situation worse.

Aaawwww.

This story coincidentally is one of the memories I am going to get EMDR for soon, so I can Men-in-Black that shit from my brain.

This was perfectly written. High five. And also, ah, what a guy, AMIRITE LADIES

In college my roommate and I decided to throw a generalized “winter” party. We cut out paper snowflakes, put Christmas lights everywhere, holiday colored jello shots, etc. We had about 50 people in our tiny apartment, had an awesome party, cops came, people had to leave, yada yada yada...

Unfriend that fucker.

Wait what is OJ?

So it is Christmas eve and I am sitting around the fire with my family. My parents’ house smells like mulled cider and is decorated in all its seasonal splendor. My phone rings and it is my on and off again ex-boyfriend! Things had ended badly with us and he wanted to reconcile! I was on could nine… Swoon!

On the cab ride, that guy THOUGHT he was getting a 3-way for xmas.

Both the holiday and the embarrassing come at the end of this story.