How about this 10 yr old truck for $32k?

“What’s more chickenshit than fucking with a man’s automobile? I mean, don’t fuck with another man’s vehicle.”

Partly why I just bought one at the beginning of this past summer, I knew it’d be my last shot at a new one. First new car i’ve ever bought, 2015 Pro-4x with a 6 speed. I owned the very first year Xterra, and now the very last year. That’s poetic or some shit right?

Its so strange that when you neglect a model for years and years that the sales numbers fall off a cliff...who would have seen that coming? Not the FJ cruiser, and certainly not the Xterra...

I mean, if we’re talking fertility...

Raptor

And what happened during the 2 months and 400 miles since the car passed the inspection? For all we know the guy parked it in an ocean.

...rolling wad of chest hair and gold chains. No offense meant, however, if this is your particular thing.

Crackpipe for the proportions of the windshield alone.

Mein Komfy seats!

Seems kind of pointless to bring one into a bunker... They’ll all survive the apocalypse no matter where you leave them parked.

Bugatti atlantic, to breed elegance,

A Mazda6 wagon, to remind civilization a mid-size family car and/or station wagon doesn’t suck anymore.

A classic Land Cruiser.

Lenny Robinson may have dressed up as a superhero, but in my mind this man was a hero.

I’m sorry to inform you that you just cemented your fate as “Death by PT Cruiser”...

His Batmobile broke down with engine trouble, and when he got out to inspect the car, it was struck by a Toyota Camry, and then his own car hit him.

“... in 1992 Trump bought this Acrua NSX for his girlfriend, the famous Marla Maples. It has since changed hands and can now be yours...”