Holy mother of tabs.. you’re worse than my wife!

I think a first Gen Porsche Boxster would drive a Porsche 911... just to see what it would feel like to be a real Porsche.

would definitely drive:

“Good thing I have AAA saved as a contact...”

“You know what’s more interesting than my Porsche? Instagram.”

This makes me sad. The CRX is a wonderful thing, but when you remove the roof, any unibody car turns into either a floppy mess, an overweight pig, or both. The saggy-ass roof looks like a tent that a “special” Cub Scout troop put up. This thing is just begging for an insurance fire to end its miserable life.

N to the O to the P to the muthalovin’ E, I’m outta here with a vote of CP

Subtle Rubbin’

The fuel gauge on my 944 doubles as a crude accelerometer - how’s that for a feature? Those Germans think of everything!

That doesn’t take out nearly enough Yokos.

Or rather, it makes her kind of happy, given her own use of the term.

That’s not ironic. It doesn’t even make sense.

Uh, no thanks.

You wasted a perfectly good "again" in your response. It was clearly not needed.

I think you need to read the article again.

How about a comment of the (yester)day then?

You know. College.

Why do you need one on the driver’s side?

Is it just me, or is this possibly the world’s longest intake setup? Across the front twice, then back, around, and finally in.