Grill screams Buick... but the rest of it looks Q5.

I’ll save you time on future headlines. Just continue using this template (works every time):

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May these assholes spend the rest of their days having to drive in the new Prius.

dialing tow truck to take away the non-Ferrari parked in front of his boat

But no longer marketing the douche driver is probably a good move.

9.) Global Air Travel

I think this is photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels.

35 mph with spoiler... but probably only 30 without.

A cheap Porsche is the most expensive car you’ll ever own.

He’s really let himself go.

But the Tesla goes to 11 !!!

“Just send out a billion of those and see who nibbles.”

Blackmail, by its very nature, is generally aimed at an ass who did something wrong hoping not to get caught — that’s why it’s blackmail.

Graverobber, I think you meant to enter this into yesterday’s question on what’s the most overpriced craigslist car listing.

Yes.

CP

Have a bottle of water and stick it in.... a cup holder?

Don’t come knocking.

No.