This picture only convinces me that I'd rather see the Grid Girls. This seems to be more successful as a quest NOT to get rid of Grid Girls.

I've actually been considering doing exactly that. A fun low-cost commuter.

I can understand why rising prices have kept the E30 out of the running. However, due to supply, beater Miatas are still easy to come by. the reasoning for keeping that off he list seems to be: "we all know it would win (the answer is always Miata), so we kept it off the list."

Panamera, 'cause Dat Ass:

Ford Pinto:

Lots of cars will fit if you park them halfway on the sidewalk. I'm pretty sure 3-series drivers have been doing this for years.

Was the Passat recalled for blandness?

Not real until it incorporates Bimmerangs.

Still CP — just not for the price.

In his defense, it's hard to drive when you're pixelated.

Realizing you've been driving with turn signal unnecessarily on. (Only applies to the few who still use it, though.)

Was going to post "grinding gears on a shift" — but this is worse.

So y'all need to hide your Bugattis.

"They made that terrible Murano convertible," — I think you answered your own question.

I'm not sure even the Wrangler interiors look "off-road" anymore — and that's not necessarily a bad thing.

Meh. Audi managed to take the styling of the TT that made it unique and killed it.

Toyota:

I don't have the money for a 991 either... but I do wish I had one. There are plenty of cars (too many) that I can't afford but want — this is not one of them.

Not sure how the exterior still squeezes out a 6/10. Even by this description, it should be a 3/10. It's sad if we think that a 3 in car design can be a 6 merely by having nice LEDs.

Misread as "You Can Now DOUCHE Yourself with the Smell of Lamborghini." Not sure which is more appropriate.