I'm pretty sure that's a Chrysler 300... or a lambo.

Wow! Look at those big lights!

This keeps it grounded to the ground.

Want to know what's arbitrary and ridiculous? A list that has one law listed as ridiculous in #5, but then given as an example of a law that works in #1.

NASCAR crew could've done that — and changed all 4 tires — in 12 seconds.

"Only the Nissan Altima has NASA-inspired zero-gravity seats."

Just when I finally thought I understood the 3- versus 4- series naming convention... they go and throw in the Gran Coupe. Screw it — I'm just going to refer to them as the 2-door 3 series and the 4-doors with or without sloping roof.

I'll fix the headline for you:

If not limited to current logos, this is about as un-sexy as it gets for a car:

Beat me to it. Not because of the way it looks, but because of its similarity to the better-know brand.

I'm gonna go with Skoda:

A second try at posting the picture:

Nobody can go full douche like BMW:

And some cowbell... you can never have enough cowbell.

Seems the Audi driver was frustrated that he'd spent a lot of money on a car that couldn't outrun a guy on a bike.

A lot of potential ... but horrible (and boring) to watch. There are much better expensive car hooning videos out there. Maybe a QOTD?

Needs more chrome.

I'm holding out on buying another BMW until they come out with badging that reads "Expensive" "Better than You" or to be most accurate "Douche".

But then Jalopnik doesn't get credit for all the views to the linked video!

I was actually very surprised to see it was not a Camry.
Camry's always the answer.