Thank you for tolerating my ignorant ass and supplying a tactful, complete answer.

Excuse me for being a complete ignoramus , but why does his sleeve read "Tom Clancy"?

Those pants are so shiny.

Am I experiencing deja vu, or are some of these from last season?

EA physics at work again.

NHL 15, with unlockable playable Noob Saibot.

The Twitter exchange between teammates was priceless:

Pass.

You want to talk about a monstrosity, Ilves of SM-Liiga have used this snaggle-toothed bastard since 1980. (No that is not a reproduction. That is the officially trademarked version.)

The Flint Generals laugh in your general direction. (Yes, that is the actual, professionally commissioned logo)

The way those stripes danced all over on TV was a pure headache.

I own one of these beauts, blank, if anyone is interested.