Adam Gase’s beard is the male coach’s equivalent of the Elizabeth Holmes voice, right? 

The first sentence wasn’t really english so I tuned it up.

I feel bad, but I gotta assume he is not that good a player, because there is no way the Pats would send a player they thought was good to the Jets.

Tracy Morgan says he HATED Fallon for laughing during sketches.  That makes two of us

Yet still dire.

Tina Fey’s era was far higher quality than present times.

Yeah, even back then, the sketches were hit or miss, mostly miss but they had the benefit of Will Ferrell being able to salvage even the shittiest of sketches.

Wait, wait. This implies the sketches that do get accepted made the table-read laugh. I find this hard to believe. 

I’m not going to go as far as people who I see calling Lebron a complete sellout and trying to invalidate all the good social justice work he has done, but plain and simple this was a terrible look for him. It was thoughtless and completely stupid for him to make these comments. He would have been better of being…

The Chinese government is not naive. It requires silence on Chinese political choices from its business partners as though they were Chinese citizens, and the NBA has offered just that.

apples and mandarins

At home in the US, I’m a public defender, and I protest and advocate against police brutality. The police brutality in HK uses many of the same excuses that law enforcement here to justify their own escalations of violence against the people they’re sworn to protect (I used to work in human rights re: China). It’s…

expected James to be quiet, not to crush dissent in Hong Kong :(

Also, no one on the new Saturday Night Live is fit to wash Norm MacDonald's comedy ball sack.

I like Norm MacDonald. His streaming show is charming if you haven’t sent it.

Look guys, I’m not gonna defend Norm on this one, but just... just come right out and actually criticise him, okay? Just say that he said some dumb shit if that’s what you want to say. You really don’t have to smother everything in layers of knowing snark and eye-rolling irony to the point where it’s incomprehensible.

I read this whole article and I don’t understand a bit of what this situation is about. This shit seems exhausting, I’ll be over here continuing to abstain from social media

Uh, that wasn’t Seth Simons that Che went after. That was another guy with a similar sounding first name. Close, though.