It’s the only cheap thing in town!

And I refuse to allow this sort of childishness to go unchecked, so I will use my voice from time to time to point out how absolutely absurd it is to hate people because they hate other people. An eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind.

I don’t any more for these precise reasons. The sabre rattling on the left is just as bad as the sabre rattling on the right. In reality, our country is somewhere in the middle, but because people need to have very specific labels next to their name we are in this position today. So I’ve moved on from calling myself…

Yeah he totally signed up for money, power and greed. There was even a check box on the forms he filled out when he signed up that specifically said “You are doing this for the corporate overlords.”

You obviously have no member of your family in the armed services. I do, as well as a few friends, and they do not joint…

You must be new here. The Gawker network is extremely left, and anything else is shit.  All of these commenters are keyboard warriors.  Nothing more 

It is embarrassing to read the comments of this page and see the vitriolic tone imbued into every mention of the republican party. WAKE THE FUCK UP PEOPLE. There are pieces of shit on every side of the political landscape. Elizabeth Warren used her 1.6 percent Native ancestry to get not one but two different jobs.…

I’m surprised you didn’t mention that T.I. helped another man who was going to commit suicide, in Atlanta - talked him off the ledge. Pretty cool!

??? Can anyone explain what he’s trying to say there? He was bleeding on a balcony, T.I. was one floor below and caught him before he would fall?

You’re asking a lot from these guys, namely that they do what they’re (overpaid) to do. It’s easier to just shit out a hot take when you’ve strong armed your employer in to paying you 50k a year regardless of performance and a job that requires them to be bought out if they want to be gotten rid of.

That being said,…

Famous nihilists insist, “No, we care about this one thing now.”

but by mocking Al Gore by having him get hysterical about a half-man half-pig half-bear creature that appears to be imaginary, there was the undeniable implication that global warming wasn’t real.

Thank you. Seriously. For this piece and for being a great neighbor. 

“He asked me if I liked the announcers, and I said I don’t really pay close attention to them. He got a good chuckle out of that.”

Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?

He happened to be born super rich and born fat and stupid looking, he has a vision, it makes him happy.

Hate? No. Make fun of for being a pretty ridiculous caricature of a talent-less trust fund man-baby? Why not?

You hate him? The guy makes shirts, and he seems to enjoy doing it. We know nothing else about him, but you hate him. That’s a sickness.

Jesus. There’s something wrong with you.

They didn’t repeal the estate tax. And is his shirts being ugly and not liking who his parents are reason to hate this guy?

Nice try, Harry Knowles. We still recognize you after a shave and a haircut.