You aren’t wrong. But they aren’t doing this in a way that is even remotely entertaining or interesting. That is the problem.

It seems like it would be more of a 2016 if the baby was ejected from the car, was found in the storm drain, and before anyone could get to it, half of the country insisted that everything was going to be Great, while the other half of the country was pretty sure it wasn’t, but everyone called them Whiners.

Just sitting in the sewer, waiting for somebody to rescue us now...

and that baby’s name was America.