maybe in a velodrome.

how nobody has seen this yet is beyond me.

Why is Jalopnik paying attention to this nitwit?

I’m almost certain it won’t... but I hope it has at least little “86 sized” back seats. Need somewhere to force my poor dog to sit if im going to convince my significant other that this is a good idea.

If this were Texas it is probably legal.

If this thief died, would the baby be considered an accomplice?

Want, but to scarred by this thread (which is awesome, but terrifying):

I don’t normally toot my own horn, but this was one of my better comments before I hit the big time.

Yes, the flat 8 will be an option as part of the “Stripes Everywhere, And Some Shiny Black Bits” upgrade package.

i’m just bitter that i’m poor

He gnawed off the GPS anklet again. They thought he was in the garage for 32 straight hours, which is normal.

Yes, please, I am here for the $20,500 Toyota 86.

Good on Dodge for at least pricing the options right. I think that anyone claiming that this is a production car when it runs it’s 9 second pass is high. This is as bit a production car in that “Demon crate upgrade” guise as the Cobrajet Mustang and COPO Camaro, the difference is that Dodge gives this thing a VIN and…

You must be one of the first people to actually record Labor Hours in a fixer-upper article like this. So many people don’t consider the value of their time, but it’s important.

One of the most important things about the engine is WHEN it came out. Before this, Japanese engines were jokes to American car fans. This engine single-handedly established Japanese engines as legitimate power plants, despite not being 8 cylinders and over 5 liters of displacement. Nobody had seen a power plant like…

I wonder if this puppy is still up on the wall. It was quite a sight as you walked in!

Jeez, I remember back when I would have wanted to upgrade my wheels to something the size of those rotors.

Trying to help buyers justify a 72 month financing term I see.

Look I consider myself pretty decent with money and I’ll play the lotto here and there. Do I play every day? No. Not even every week. But the 2-3 times a year when it’s like 300 million plus...sure I’ll get a ticket. I call it a dollar to daydream. I know I’m not going to win, but on the ride home from the convenience…

Just buy a damn Golf R man.