Kill yourself.

"A Mounds bar is not a sprinkle. A Twizzler is not a sprinkle. A Jolly Rancher is not a sprinkle, sir. Perhaps in Shangra-la they are, but not here."

"I hear what you're saying and the answer is no."

"Boss Nass, how's ya ma? Found these two Jedi up on the surface."

Is anyone else surprised Michael Franti & Spearhead's Say Hey (I Love You) isn't used in more rom-coms? It seems like it was custom written for Ben Stiller to pack for a vacation to or carry a comically large bouquet or fish or something through crowded streets while opening credits roll.

All humans look alike to him, and he likes them fine.

Whenever Homer is a jerk to Marge, or Marge complains about him being a jerk, my girlfriend chastises her with "Hey, you married him."

They're basically the same gag, so it's more of a call.

Religion? Learning?
It's a trap! Let's get outta here!

That's bad.

"'Peace on Earth' was all it saaaaaaaaiid"

"He ain't gonna look like Ted Nugent, neither. This time, he's gonna be a large black man named Jesse."

"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Depends how old the kiddo is. There are monsters and fighting, but hardly any blood (bad guys burst into flame and disappear when killed).

We noticed that in the credits. The gf wants to check it out, but doesn't hold out much hope for the library having it in stock. If she can find it, I may need to read it after her.

Last night, the Guelphette and I watched Under the Skin, which was disturbing, beautiful, and fascinating. I'm still processing it and can't think of anything that hasn't been said about it already, so I'll leave it at "lived up to the hype".

So, Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, then?

I keep confusing her with Emily Watson.

Nothing seems to be boding well for #3 at this point. I like Garfield; I just don't understand where his hair's supposed to go when he puts on the mask.

Let's not forget them freaking out over Elba playing Heimdall. Maybe that's why he's reluctant: he already saw how apeshit people went over a minor character being cast as black, let alone an icon.