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No, that's the metal dealie you use to dig food. He's thinking of a trowel.

'Ave you zeen a beautiful yong lady skonk?

For a while, my housemate and I would greet each other in the mornings with a sleepy "Hello Sam." "Hello Ralph" as we'd trudge by to get to the bathroom or some such. One morning, when he was tremendously hungover and nauseous, this happened:

Overture, curtain lights…

*hoots and hollers*

I am not, sad to say, a participant in the local Redneck Games.

Beat me to it.

That's right.

The band.

I have to admit, they are a gas, but let's not shower each other with puns.

I clicked on this review solely for Ser Brynden jokes. I thank you.

I think it's sort of  like that but the opposite. The line is "Because he's the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we'll hunt him." Gotham is a shitty place, so it deserves a dark hero like Batman, but it needs a white knight, like Dent is perceived to be, in order to become a better city

"I just found out my girlfriend was in an abusive relationship before she was with me. We've been together for two years, and I had no idea. I just thought she really hated high-fives."

Yes. Among its many other virtues, Hot Fuzz is one of the few comedies that doesn't fall apart in the third act.

We'll do anything you say… Anything

McCloud?

Oh don't get me started on N-words. Nun, nasal, neoprene, they can all go hell!

Riggs basically has superpowers by the fourth movie (casually breaks bulletproof glass with his elbow because he needed a walkie talkie, throws a table leg through a bad guy's windshield while highway surfing on said table), and WOW is he racist in some parts, but the Jet Li fights are decent in a "if it's on TV and

Agreed. It knows exactly what it wants to be and spends its entire running time being that.

"Whoa, Jean-Claude, not that wide."