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I can't find Chief O'Brien, but it does have Tony Soprano, Aragorn, and the first fat cop from Law & Order.

I can't find Chief O'Brien, but it does have Tony Soprano, Aragorn, and the first fat cop from Law & Order.

Free Enterprise has a few decent lines.

Free Enterprise has a few decent lines.

It's actually a peninsula.

It's actually a peninsula.

That's what she gets for karving her initials in it with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush.

That's what she gets for karving her initials in it with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush.

I managed to make it through Leia blowing Vader. I had to shut it off when Obi-Wan (in a pretty solid Alec Guinness voice) tells the female Tusken raider, "Your weapons, you will not need them… nor your clothes." and proceeds to noisily go down on her (which is every bit as "Grandpa, no!" as it sounds).

I managed to make it through Leia blowing Vader. I had to shut it off when Obi-Wan (in a pretty solid Alec Guinness voice) tells the female Tusken raider, "Your weapons, you will not need them… nor your clothes." and proceeds to noisily go down on her (which is every bit as "Grandpa, no!" as it sounds).

That mansion raid sequence also features Colossus armoring up and throwing a couple guys through a wall. I'd argue it's the best scene of the trilogy.

That mansion raid sequence also features Colossus armoring up and throwing a couple guys through a wall. I'd argue it's the best scene of the trilogy.

@avclub-92a4841c9f86965effbc29fa6eae9f77:disqus  My theory on that is that BF looked good in comparison to the films before and after it. While Batman is supposed to be dark and weird, Batman Returns was a little too dark and weird for most people while being goofy at the same time (e.g., penguin missile army, Bruce

I clocked her for Talia when I saw the scar on her back in the lovemaking scene.

I clocked her for Talia when I saw the scar on her back in the lovemaking scene.

@avclub-000cb7efa8a05429dd5309b4bea2eb0c:disqus Bane's line "You fight like a young man" is probably referencing "My mistake was in trying to fight him like a young man" from that scene as well.

@avclub-000cb7efa8a05429dd5309b4bea2eb0c:disqus Bane's line "You fight like a young man" is probably referencing "My mistake was in trying to fight him like a young man" from that scene as well.

Doubly so for jeggings.

Doubly so for jeggings.

I'm totally fuckin' tormented here…