They been trying to make him look old since the 80's

It must be hell for him trying to organize his pictures. “This one was taken at some point in the last 40 years, but I have no idea when.”

Oh come on, don’t try to pass off a 2042 pic for a 2024 one...

Here’s what Patrick Stewart will actually look like in 2024.

I like to assume that Magneto line is canon.

Best line ever, Apocalypse to Angel: “I like this guy. He’s funky.”

Best line ever, Apocalypse to Xavier: “Pft, real mature.”

Darkwing is Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s father. In the DT universe, DW dies and Scrooge is named caretaker. In DW universe, Scrooge and the nephews are dead, inspiring DW to fight crime.

Oh, I didn't catch that. How rotten of a parent do you have to be to have 100% custody awarded to Donald "The Rage" Duck?

Donald was Huey, Dewey, and Louie’s uncle, too. Scrooge was presumably their great uncle. We’ve never seen either of their parents.

That we’re about to get a lavishly-produced studio science fiction film not based on an existing franchise or a hackneyed action plot, starring two enormously talented and appealing A-list stars and using a no-shit hard s.f. premise as its jumping off point, and most of the io9 readership is shitting on it is a pretty…

Wanting to be alone for 90 years with Jennifer Lawrence is a character flaw many people have.

Or it could be a drama where Chris Pratt wakes up to find Jennifer Lawrence sabotaging the ship because SPACE DEMENTIA and spends two hours convincing her not to, only to realize she’s right and they guide the ship into the sun.

I’m not reading the comics (I gave up on all the mainstream stuff years ago and just never found my way back in) but the conversation between Carol and Tony illustrated above (the “10% one”) is missing a key element.

It makes for good television.

Can you explain why when there’s a storm, some weather dummy has to stand outside in a puddle and tell us there’s a storm?

OK, here’s a brief primer on the history of “Captain Marvel” at Marvel.

That sounds like a better plot, honestly.

What if Leto gets so deep into the role that his mind cracks under the strain of all that method acting and he starts believing that he really is the Joker, and begins committing violent, absurd, elaborate capers?