Chicago is not incredibly dangerous. It has a high number of murders because it is a large city. In terms of murder rate, it’s the 10th most dangerous city (as of 2017). Not great, but also not the hellscape conservatives make it out to be. Chicago is hurt by it’s proximity to states with weak gun laws which allow…

Such a bummer that Steelers fans won’t be able to see this guy play in person 8 weeks a year.

The movie also gave us this amazing sketch

That’s how I got my copy of Frampton Comes Alive!

Yes it’s Obama’s fault that the shittiest people in America couldn’t bear having a smart, funny and cool black man in power. So they fucked him over, and their shitty cultists cheered them on, and now patriots like sovereign get to blab on about what a disappointment he was. Yeah, fuck that noise. 

That’s why it’s up to us to push back and push back hard. I actually think the voice of reason is making a comeback in the comment section.

Warning “Hot Take” is a troll. I suggest you not engage and just dismiss. I once made the mistake of going down the rabbit hole with him and it was a really bad experience.  His entire schtik is that democrats are evil and the system needs to be destroyed.  Basically sounds like a Russian troll encouraging people to…

That is what I don’t like about Bernie supporters.  Supporters of other candidates can accept that their choice might not win, and they make peace with it.  I expect that at least some Sanders supporters will push conspiracy theories about how the nomination was “stolen” from him if he does not win.  It’s just silly. …

I once got attacked viciously by a troll for suggesting the outrageous idea that Biden was not as bad as Trump. Not defending Biden, mind you, just pointing out how stupid it is to push the idea that they are not at all different, and that that idea was one of the reasons we ended up with Trump in the first place…

It’s not fucking propaganda. It’s an actual result from the polling.

Are you suggesting you don’t maintain a blind devotion to Bernie (or as I believe you call him, “Dad”)?

We didn’t all go to GUDGER COLLEGE, Kirk!

And he claims “corporate media” doesn’t support him!

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go…

“HI, PHIL SWIFT HERE TO TELL YOU ABOUT THE MAGIC OF FLEX SEAL!”

The only thing more tiring than having to write the umpteenth anti-VAR post is having to witness video replay poison this wonderful sport them from week to week.

The fact that this is still grey after eight stars leads me to believe that Deadspin hates dissent.

So we’re all agreed then: VAR is a good thing and that handball rule sucks,

Stopped reading at “Pool Boys.”

Y’all are still trying to make this “Pool Boys” thing happen?