Ain’t that some patriarchal fuckin’ bullshit? She’s only a product of her team? Fuck you, you sexist fuck. And I don’t care if you try to claim you’re a woman. You’re still a sexist fuck.

Why do white supremacists always look like they’re from the shallow end of the gene pool?

And all the Pedialyte they can handle.

You should ask for your money back.

Well, I’ve also found “burnt ends” has a loose definition for some restaurants. Some just cut up some cubes of brisket and call it “burnt ends,” which, no.

Was introduced to tri-tip by my aunt who lived in Fontana and Carpinteria for years. It was pretty awesome. Right down to the beans and grilled garlic bread.

I would have become an instant Mayo Pete convert if he had replied to Todd’s banal question with: “Not be black?”

That’s not what some Arthur guy says.

NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cool, so I can get a few hours head start on seeing Fallon ruffle Trump’s hair again?

Whataburger is the superior fast food breakfast place.

He’s probably a regular piece of shit poster’s burner, so said piece of shit poster ungreyed it himself.

Fuck off, racism bot.

Anyone using the word neoliberal instantly reveals him or herself as a child playing political Mad Libs — someone incapable of independent thought.

Went to college near St. Louis. Imo’s is fucking gross.

Mmmm, ketchup and processed, invented “cheese.”

It’s Colman, not Coleman.

In the meantime, poor Borealis died holding his or her breath.

Do you actively try to post some of the stupidest shit I’ve ever read or is it a happy accident?

Madam Speaker, I second the motion.