Yep. Shit all over Obama. That’ll win us over. Bunch of fucking Dale Carnegies, aren’t you?

Bernie also doesn’t have a pragmatic bone in his entire body, has no history of working well with anyone, ever, and has virtually no legislative accomplishments despite decades of holding federal office.

You people only have one line of attack, and it’s not even a particularly effective one. Which is why Bernie will come up short yet again.

Just wait. There will be a massive re-graying at some point. Not that it would matter for me. I’ve never been out of the grays.

I think half the Splinter commentariat is made up of Russian trolls encouraging us to not vote for the Democratic nominee.

Loved it and Shop Til You Drop back-to-back every night on Lifetime.

I admire your willingness to fight with one arm tied behind your back. I also pray to God you and your ilk never get put in charge of anything important.

Wasn’t referring to the staff. They don’t usually deign to interact with us plebes, unless they’re accusing us of sexism and bitching about us on Twitter.

Because he still has a better chance of being the nominee than Bernie?

All you got was centrist? They obviously left out neoliberal, corporatist shill.

Wow. “Pain” is my favorite Pac song. Never heard anyone else even lean that way.

Yeah, that’s really fucking stupid. Others have already explained why.

I wonder how she’d do with Philly, Pittsburgh or Baltimore accents.

Biden was 54-38, the largest spread of all. But not a shocker you didn’t mention him. No one ever accused you or anyone else at Splinter of intellectual honesty.

Neither do I. I must have an ear for it. Didn’t need it for any of Danny Boyle’s or Guy Ritchie’s movies either.

That’s not even the annoying part. Mistakes happen, as baffling as they can sometimes be. The annoying part is even when you point out the mistakes, and I try to be as polite as possible, no one ever goes back and fixes them. Which means they don’t give a fuck.

There were plenty of Manure fans crowing after the 4-0 Chelsea win.

Omar Ilhan?

So quick to resort to personal attacks. I bet I know who you support ...

Just here to point out it’s Aykroyd, not Ackroyd.