What ever happened to the doofus behind the Zune?

Here’s what’s inside:

I love the use of the royal “we.”

I actually greatly enjoy my Apple Watch, mostly for the fitness tracking and sharing shit like my heart rate with my doctor, and the maps feature while driving (“taps” on my wrist versus looking at the phone screen) is a nice touch.

He didn’t abuse the license plate law, he had a deal with Mercedes where they would give him a new, identical car before the period that you can drive without a license plate expired. That period is actually 6 months!

No. Just no. The few times I’ve walked into Best Buy over the past year I’ve walked out in disgust because they have had such a poor selection of stuff, and what they do have I can get cheaper online. I fail to see how Circuit City MkII is going to do any better.

I don't know why all you people are so damn'd picky! What's wrong with this?

If you cant run the wires yourself, it's not worth installing the speakers, get a whole house system like Sonos that uses a mesh network.

I feel like they already sell this at 7-11

every time i visit my parents i have to hear all about "well dr. oz said you should be doing this…" do i drop this bomb on mom or do i leave the bubble unpopped?

BRB Gotta go clean myself up.

I wonder how many of their Mayday customer support reps have gotten on screen calls about certain porn websites not loading?